Pretty-eyed Pirate smile She'll marry a music man

I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

When does the Red Sox’s season start?

—Conan O’Brien (via teamcoco)

 /  They think I’m some kind of joke. They think that I’m worthless.

(via drshebloggo)

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

(via jesstugas)